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Go Home, Fortune Cookie. You’re Drunk: Check Out These Unexpected Fortune Cookies.
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It”s probably a good idea to avoid taking the advice found in fortune cookies too seriously. After all, words printed on a piece of paper stuff inside of a tiny cookie probably aren”t that wise. However, sometimes fortunes will surprise you…
Or at the very least, they”ll make you smile.
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This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.
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Go home, fortune cookie. You”re drunk.
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But I”m allergic to seafood. Welp, a fortune”s a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!
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Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it”s part of a larger problem.
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B-but, I am home….and I”m not even laughing! What”s happening!?
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Aww! Fortune cookie, you”re so sweet! Do you really mean it?
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Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn”t realize that was the issue.
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This fortunes is the best one I”ll ever saw!
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Um, I”m pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.
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I mean, I usually feel like I”m gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it”s not totally unexpected.
(via: twentytwowords.com)
I don”t know about you, but I”ve got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?
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