These Guys Wanted To Be Gangsta SO Bad…But Failed Completely. Ouch.
If you know anyone who is a real gangster, they have some pretty intimidating qualities. Usually, they have a gun of some sort, a lot of money, and they inflict fear upon regular folks like you and I. That is why so many people try to imitate their lifestyle.
Unfortunately, we all can spot a fake gangster…because there are some obvious telltale signs.
You can”t have those shower curtains.
You can”t be Team Edward.
You can”t have fake guns.
You have to lift more.
You can”t wear socks and sandals.
You need more money than that.
You can”t be a Mickey Mouse fan.
You can”t look anything like this.
You can”t ride a pink scooter.
You can”t do whatever this guy is doing.
You can”t be in a dining room.
You can”t have glamor of other dudes.
You can”t look like you just got pantsed.
You need to wear underwear. Thank goodness they are wearing underwear.
You can”t be a Belieber.
You can”t have tiny legs.
You can”t love Twilight.
You can”t look like a Spongebob character.
You need to update your technology.
You need to have a simple haircut.
Let”s be real. Regardless of whether or not Spongebob is in your room, if you have a gun pointed at me, that”s pretty intimidating. However, if you remove the Twilight and Mickey Mouse gear from your place, I guarantee that I will be significantly more frightened.